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YOUR OUTFIT MAKES MY EYES BURN D:

BECAUSE OMG BLACK LIPSTICK AND FACE-DOODLES DON'T MAKE YOU JIPONAZE, AIGHT?

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☆.[DEATH TO EYELINER SWIRLS].☆
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Our mission? To prove that even the self-proclaimed "visual kids" can get the easy so horribly, terribly, eyeburning-ly wrong. Yes, Tatsurou can make smudged lipstick look good. But that doesnt mean that your webcam-picture-taken, three-second, dollar-store impersonation of it will come off anything NEAR well.


Yeah, we would never have even thought that a style that uses ripped clothing, blood, crazy makeup, and enough hairspray to knock a hole in the ozone layer could be fucked up so badly. BUT IT HAPPENS. We don't know how such a simple thing can get so fucked up, but it does, time and time again, much to our increasing dismay.


No, that white face paint is not visual [nor is it rori].
No, those shaky eyeswirls are not visual. They look hideous, kthnx. and those "Mana"-lips neep to STOP. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF... MANA... STOP IT.
No, that shitty photoshop job is fucking retarded, please just... don't.


If your outfit looks like it was pulled from a trashbin or if your makeup looks dollar-store cheap, rest assured, your photos will be posted here, and you will be laughed at. Why? Because we're sick and tired of all the kids who think wearing their shitty whiteface makeup and blue lipstick makes them look OMGJIPONAIZE. If you can't do a decent job, DON'T POST YOUR FUCKING PICTURES FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE TO BLEACH THEIR EYES OVER.


Of course, like every community, we HAVE to have to silly little things called



RULES.

01.
Don't get mad at us if we took what you thought was your AMAZING JIPONAIZE JROCKER MAKEUP LOLZKTHXCOMMENT and rubbed it in the shit it is, or of it was one of your stupid little buddies that became the slaughter. If you are on here, you fucking DERSERVE IT. So if you want it to stop, how about you, I dont know, PRACTICE?

02.
NO. FUCKING. HOTLINKING. Upload all images to your own server (or photobucket, tinypic, imageshack etc etc)

03.
If you want to post a picture outside of a cut, make sure it is maximum 400x400. Anything more and we will assrape you into submission delete your post.
For the LJ-retarded, you make an lj-cut with < lj-cut text="whateveryouwanttosayhere" > post-images, links, whatever goes here < /lj-cut > without spaces. not too difficult.

04.
VISUAL KEI ONLY. No lolita and related [try lolitafucksmkii ], no non-jrock cosplay [try www.cosplayfucks.net], no oshare or FRUiTS or any of that other Japanese street fashion [try fashion_fucks for that]. Also no jrocker fucking, there is now jrocker_fucks for that shit.

05.
No vendetta posts without appropriate eye-burning reason behind it. No personal drama.
Self-fucking is generally frowned upon. You will get laughed at for making such a fail post.

06.
This is a makeup and clothing fuckery community, which means that posts and comments should ONLY be about makeup and clothing. ANY COMMENTS REFERRING TO THINGS THE FUCKEE CANNOT CHANGE (i.e. how good looking they are, how large they are etc) WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

07.
ALL POSTS AND COMMENTS MUST BE IN ENGLISH. The majority of us cannot speak German (other languages included, but Germans do it the most), so share the joke, arseholes.



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